I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS Christmas toys all over the place, Little Johnnie wears a smile on his face; For Johnny has a secret, And this secret he must share, He wants to tell somebody, So he tells his teddy bear. I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep Down the stairs to have a peep. She thought that I was tucked up In my bedroom fast asleep. Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white. What a laugh it would have been If Daddy had only seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night!